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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 04/10/2019 at 17:01 • Filed to: Catfood

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This fella got comfortable in my garage last night. Scooby was very interested in his movements, and I didn’t want to find a crime scene in the morning.

So I tried to guide him out with a broom. True to bird form, he went anywhere but out the door to freedom :|

Finally, he landed on the garage door under the ceiling. So I pressed the close button and let him ride it outside like a conveyor belt.

Stupid bird.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 17:13

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Maybe it just wanted a ride

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 17:37

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Reminds me of the time I got a goldfinch in the garage. Same thing - it wouldn't fly out. I thought it was out, and it wasn't, and I found it dead the next day. :(

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/10/2019 at 17:38

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Well he was sitting on one of my old wheelchairs. He should have landed on my lap. I would have given him a ride out.

Also, this is fucking hilarious.

Chariotoflove > BaconSandwich is tasty. 04/10/2019 at 17:39

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Its hard to feel sorry for them sometimes.

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 18:32

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Cedar Waxwings are beautiful birds, but they eat nothing but berries and sit in trees and gang up to shit all over everything, usually right after I wash my van.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 04/10/2019 at 18:33

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He probably did the same thing to mine.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 22:21

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I felt bad about that one. Goldfinches are not particularly common around here.